Had to buy a new microwave, 'cause the other one crashed and burned. Come forward to chat, and I'll tell you my two fully original jokes I've carried with me for well on 30 years.
- Apr 13, 2021
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"Tap, tap, tap.... is this thing on??" I am looking for a LTR with a grounded, patient, affectionate lady. You value intelligence, honesty, willingness to "pull together", and to journey on in life with a kindred partner. I am more ready than ever before to love with complete surrender. I have NEVER verbally, psychologically or physically abused any woman in my past, and with each of said women I have been entirely faithful. I appreciate those beautiful and meaningful things around me, and want to share that with another.